That is not a lipstick mark around Richard's mouth. That is a burnmark from dripped hotsauce. What you are seeing is one of the many consequences of eating a hotwing known in Colorado as "The Insanity." I wouldn't let him kiss me for awhile after this event. I was feeling enough heartburn after just eating "the Warrior"-- I didn't need anymore heat from him
When I asked Richard what it felt like to eat this certain brand of hotwing that has to be asked for in person and is not listed on the menu. He said "remember your pepper spray training from bootcamp this summer? It was like that!" This photo depicts Richard exclaiming "WHYYYY??"
Richard prepared for this test of will be pre-ordering chocolate milk. However, he did not anticipate adequately his fiery thirst and quickly, between gulps, called out to the waitress to bring him a second glass.
I take full responsibility for this event. Richard had told me about previous exploits eating the hotwing that comes with a liability waiver (the last time he did this, his mouth burned so much that he went around the entire restaurant eating everyone's apple sauce side, whether they gave him permission or not), and I was of course curious. He told his mom that he wanted to eat the outlawed wing and his mom tried to dissuade him by saying, "why can't you just go and be happy." I, however, egged him on by encouraging him to eat two in a row. He had never done it before and I wanted a show! I underestimated Richard. He has developed a certain kind of immunity to spicy foods, and while this wing experience was certainly more than I would be able to handle (or any average human being for that matter), for Richard, all he experienced was some sever discomfort for a half hour. There was no screaming, rolling on the ground, or passing out. Although somewhat disappointed, I was also proud of my husband!
That is not a lipstick mark around Richard's mouth. That is a burnmark from dripped hotsauce. What you are seeing is one of the many consequences of eating a hotwing known in Colorado as "The Insanity." I wouldn't let him kiss me for awhile after this event. I was feeling enough heartburn after just eating "the Warrior"-- I didn't need anymore heat from him
When I asked Richard what it felt like to eat this certain brand of hotwing that has to be asked for in person and is not listed on the menu. He said "remember your pepper spray training from bootcamp this summer? It was like that!" This photo depicts Richard exclaiming "WHYYYY??"
Richard prepared for this test of will be pre-ordering chocolate milk. However, he did not anticipate adequately his fiery thirst and quickly, between gulps, called out to the waitress to bring him a second glass.
I take full responsibility for this event. Richard had told me about previous exploits eating the hotwing that comes with a liability waiver (the last time he did this, his mouth burned so much that he went around the entire restaurant eating everyone's apple sauce side, whether they gave him permission or not), and I was of course curious. He told his mom that he wanted to eat the outlawed wing and his mom tried to dissuade him by saying, "why can't you just go and be happy." I, however, egged him on by encouraging him to eat two in a row. He had never done it before and I wanted a show! I underestimated Richard. He has developed a certain kind of immunity to spicy foods, and while this wing experience was certainly more than I would be able to handle (or any average human being for that matter), for Richard, all he experienced was some sever discomfort for a half hour. There was no screaming, rolling on the ground, or passing out. Although somewhat disappointed, I was also proud of my husband!
1 comment:
NICE! sounds like fun :) those colorado-ans like to walk on the wild side!
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