Confessions

Somedays...I don't shower.
Somedays...I don't change out of my P.J.s until the afternoon.

I sometimes watch "what not to wear" while I eat my lunch during Anna's nap (definitely slim pickings during the noonhour. It is either "what not to wear" or "wifeswap" and as Richard pointed out, at least "what not to wear" could be considered somewhat educational).

I exercise to "Exercise T.V." using some mismatched handweights I got at Goodwill. If an exercise requires two handweights I switch off which hand carries the heavier weight so that I don't get lopsided.

I sometimes agonize over my wedding pictures, wondering if I should have done my hair differently, chosen a different dress, or hired a different wedding photographer

I make up songs about changing diapers. My recent song is an adaption of "Time to Say Goodbye" only I call it "Time to Change the Dipe!" I also have a diaper changing song that sounds remarkably like a German drinking song.

I actually watched "The Bachelor" for the first time in my life. AFter just a little thought I came to the conclusion that I never would have made it very far on the show:
1. My clothing would have actually covered my body
2. If the Bachelor offered me the chance to stay overnight with him I would have brought a chaperone, my flannel p.j.s, my scriptures, and some marshmallows and popcorn.
3. If I was going to be on any kind of game show competing for a prize, I would much rather fight for money than the chance to be dumped by some guy whose calf muscles are bigger than his head!

To cap off, sometimes I just have unmotivated days where not a whole lot gets done. My friend Amanda gave me some brilliant advice though, to help me handle it. She said "its okay to have lazy days. Anna will never know!"