I don't understand it-- I was just trying to take Richard's picture when all of a sudden he started floating up toward the sky. Apparently so much weight was lifted from his shoulders when he graduated, that gravity no longer had any hold on him!
Take a good, long look at this picture. This is the future! Did you know that Richard was voted "most likely to become a flying nun" his senior year of high school?
Someday, if all goes well, students thirty years from now will get their pictures taken by the Richard Ray Rose Building (a home for gifted boys with bright futures in acccounting). It will be situated right next to the Rachael Suzanne Rose building (a home for gifted girls with bright futures in the law).
The best feature of Richard's graduation robe was the sleeves. They remind me of the spit drools that hang from dog's mouths. I have no idea what they mean, but Richard sure loved wearing this robe. Because he wanted to get his money worth out of the two day rental, he slept in it and wore it instead of his bathrobe....just kidding. The idea did occur to him to start a rival robe rental company to compete with the Herff Jones monopoly!
The most common element to any Richard Rose wardrobe is the flip flop. Congratulations Richard! You Rock!!
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